This is one of those posts that will begin here and I have little idea where it will end.
Hey! Maybe I’ll tell the next chapter of my tooth saga. That’s a good one.
So I have been doing a lot of research, online, mostly talking to dentists, and after consulting with 4 dentists and an oral surgeon, I talked to a 5th dentist who finally got me going on the path I need to be on. I know it’s the right path because when I phoned my Jason to tell him about it, I started crying, and that was a few days ago BEFORE PMS started.
I was in the gym, and my neighbor came in and I’m all: You’re a DENTIST right? And so we had this conversation about my bum tooth and for some reason, the words that came out of his mouth in that moment went through my ears into my brain and made a whole lot of sense. He mapped out what could possibly be going on in there, and even though I am pretty sure a few of the previous opinion-givers had said perhaps the exact same things, for some reason on this morning, it made sense.
I got a recommendation for a prosthodontist (new word for you too?) as well. Dr. Tarnow is apparently, the man when it comes to bum teeth like mine. I made the appointment and his office smelled like a spa and it was on the 32nd floor and had an airy, sunny view of my city. The kids were plugged into their pods and I went into my appoint. Dr. T, 2 interns, an assistant and a professor came in and examined me, then a second dentist, Dr. Chu….so I had a whole team staring at me and my xray and me and 10 minutes and $220 later I had a plan in place.
I know the plan is clear and straightforward, but I will muddle it here:
Steps:
1. See Dr. Chu. He examines if my broken root, incomplete root canal and infected tissue can be saved. If it can…
2. I see an endodontic specialist who will surgically fix my root and drain the infection and try to save the tooth.
Dr. Tarnow does not think the probability of this happening is very high, so then a new step
2. Dr. Chu removes my tooth and creates a fake that is connected to the good crown…so that I have no appliance or flipper, and so I can, as Tim Gunn quips: “carry on” with speaking, working….well, the biting will still be a problem.
3. Frankenstein Surgery: Dr. Tarnow rips my bones out and replaces them with metal.
4. Metal bonds to my live tissue for a really long time…
5. New crowns for new Frankenstein tooth and good tooth and fix up the bottom row so that everybody matches.
6. Take out a second mortgage on my condo.
The good news is that though a bit loose and scary, my tooth is STILL IN for tomorrow’s and possibly Friday’s (strong hold for real simple, if I get it you are going to DIE because the shots are hysterically appropriate for the past 2 years of my life) photoshoots.
The End.